Saling Chicago: Street Sick
We're back on the streets of Chicago, pawing through strangers' garages in search for game and geek-based treasure! Need to catch up on prior garagesaling exploits? Check out the archives!Glenn: Next...
View ArticleMetal Gear Solid 4
I decided to go on a Metal Gear vision quest in preparation for the launch of MGS4. I played all the Solid games in quick succession, then picked up the newest one. Over about a month I was reminded...
View ArticleI Wish I'd Bought Fallout 3 On The PC
Basically, yeah. Aiming with the Xbox controller is just about impossible, so I usually don't bother with anything but VATS aiming except when an enemy's almost dead.I should have bought it on PC, but...
View ArticleThe Situation At Tenpenny Tower
America's capital is an irradiated wasteland, almost devoid of life. Somewhere out there, far to the west of the Washington Monument, sits Tenpenny Tower. Tenpenny's citizens, effete shop clerks and...
View ArticleWhat About The Oasis?
(To warn you, again, the whole ending's gonna get spoiled)Originally this was going to be about the small settlement of Arefu. The Arefu quest stands out as a pretty abject failure, the perfect example...
View ArticleTo All The Scouts I've Loved
Rosie's my tank killer. I've given her a gun with limited range, but upgraded damage and a bigger clip. When she gets behind the tank it's as good as dead. I could use a heavy weapons unit for it, but...
View ArticleSilent Hill: Homecoming
They keep pumping them out.Silent Hill: Homecoming boasts list of lame features is so long you’ll probably want to grab a snack before I start rattling them off. There's a useless dodge maneuver that...
View ArticleGears of War 2
Lots of people consider innovation the most important thing about game design. If a game isn't doing something new, if it isn't blowing you away at every step, then you start to wonder if it's worth...
View ArticleFailure By Degrees
Man, why am I hoarding money on an abandoned space station? Why do I have to be told three times in five minutes that I need to shoot the limbs off the monsters? Why does shooting the limbs off the...
View ArticleLet's Talk About Johnny
(Apologies to The Adicts.)Johnny was a soldier. He was a soldier in a hellhole of a motorcycle gang, but a soldier nonetheless, until he decided to promote himself. I spent a number of days following...
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